Monday, September 29, 2008

Day 23 of my quarantine

Marra and Dexter.

Stephanie and Sofie.

Mommy's favorite photo of Sofie.

Me yesterday.

Another day. I have been lying around recuperating. As you can see from yesterday's photo, I am jumping up on things. I am still walking somewhat gingerly. Mommy gives me pain meds every 12 hours but doesn't quite get them where they are supposed to go...under my tongue. That may be because I fight her every step of the way.

Mommy loves the last two photos of me that I published to my blog. She especially loves the effect of the screen in the last photo. She has today's photo on her cellphone, replacing Marquette's! Speaking of Marquette, Mommy promised me a visit from him today.

Today is Mommy Bonnie's birthday. Should I say which one it is? Ok, number 60! Mommy Kathy is already 60. So Mommy Bonnie called a few minutes ago and asked what was for dinner and Mommy Kathy said leftovers. She has really planned a nice meal with garlic mashed potatoes, buttered baby peas and filet mignon with a wine reduction sauce. Poor Mommy Kathy. She had only 1 shallot left for the wine reduction sauce and Marquette batted it away and Mommy had to hunt all over the house for it, finally finding it along with 2 catnip mice, under the stove! Thank heavens shallots have skins like onions! So the wine reduction sauce should be excellent. Mommy Kathy also stopped by the store and bought a magnum of Mommy Bonnie's favorite merlot.

Mommy Kathy got her yearly review today. It was very good and she was happy. She loves her job at the Georgetown Library and enjoys all of her co-workers very much. I will have her upload some photos of a couple of her co-workers who took some of the kittens Mommy found in Ohio.

~There is no such thing as a free kitten.~

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Day 21 of my quarantine...home from the hospital!

Looking out the bedroom window through the screen.

I am home from the hospital! Hooray! The photo is of me, today, looking out at Mommy Kathy walking two of the dogs after their dinner. I am feeling ok. I am on pain meds so I am not feeling much of anything. I had a swollen hind foot this morning where I had my IV yesterday but it is much, much better. I am even playing. Marquette wants to come in and play with me but Mommy says no, not for a couple of days.

I ate a huge supper tonight and used my litter box, so things are status quo.

Mommy Bonnie said this blog should be rated PG13. What do you think? There is nothing wrong with talking about my anatomy. After all, it isn't like I can cover it up. It is all just out there for the world to see.

Mommy Bonnie and the Chihuahua are at camp. Mommy Kathy stayed home to keep an eye on me, but she is going to go spend the day at camp tomorrow.

I tipped the scales at 7 lbs. 5 oz. at the vet's yesterday. Mommy Kathy was shocked! I had gained 1 lb. 3 oz. in less than 3 weeks. What can I say? The chow is pretty good here, and Marquette says I haven't even had the really good stuff yet...like ice cream and milk and chicken and cheese!

I made a decision a couple of days ago, and that is that I am silver and not gray. Mommy Kathy is gray; I am a beautiful, shiny silver.

Well, the first time I went to the vet's they couldn't hear my heartbeat because I was purring too loudly. Yesterday Dr. Stover thought I had a heart murmur. That really had Mommy Kathy concerned. I guess Dr. Stover listened several more times to my heart, including when they had me sedated, and she didn't hear the murmur. She even had Dr. Nancy listen and she didn't hear it either. There is NOTHING wrong with my heart!

I am letting Mommy Kathy kiss me a lot. I think it makes her feel good. I also rub up against her and lean on her when she comes to see me. She seems to need that. Humans are so funny that way.

My fecal goes in on Thursday and we should have the results Friday. I am hoping my quarantine will end that day. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

~There is no such thing as a free kitten.~

Friday, September 26, 2008

Day 20 of my quarantine...surgery day!

Me at the vet's during Mommy Kathy's visit this afternoon.

Mommy Bonnie and Tacumwah.

Tacumwah tipped over the swivel rocker.

I have dictated my blog to Mommy Kathy today. I felt like all of my readers would want to know how I got along with my surgery today. You will notice in the photo that I have already begun to work on my bandages, trying to remove them. I am finding it hard to walk in the bandages because I slip. I am also missing something between my back legs, but right now I am more interested in my front legs. Then the doctor wanted to pull some of my baby teeth, but Mommy Kathy said no, just let them come out when they are ready. What a day!

Mommy Kathy came to visit me at the hospital. Normally I don't let her kiss me, but this afternoon I let her kiss me a lot and pet me, and I didn't want her to go home. We agreed to a twenty-year contract, after which we can renegotiate the contract. The first twenty years she provides me with food, snacks, a soft bed, playthings and medical, and I have to purr, sleep in her lap and on her bed, and entertain her by playing with Tacumwah and Marquette. I am also supposed to try not to barf hairballs, get cat litter all over, tear up furniture and bedding with my teeth (like Tacumwah), or play in the toilet bowl if someone forgets and leaves the lid up.

For those people who don't know what Mommy Bonnie looks like, I have had Mommy Kathy upload a photo of her with Tacumwah. For some reason, Tacumwah never photographs well. She always looks mean or is out of focus. When Mommy Kathy got home from visiting me today she saw the swivel rocker tipped over. And guess who did it? The cat in the chair!

~There is no such thing as a free kitten.~

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Day 19 of my quarantine...will Marquette's REAL brother please step forward!

Sitting on my window ledge.

The sun has bleached me!

Me!

Yesterday Mommy Kathy came in to play with me. "Where are your balls, Possum?" she asked. Tomorrow that question will take on a whole new meaning! I go in for my surgery in the morning and get to come home on Saturday morning. Then it really will be no time at all before I join the others in the main part of the house. I am still hoping for Wednesday of next week. In the meantime, Marquette and I are still having playdates a couple of times a day and Mommy Bonnie and I are bonding. She isn't so afraid of me any more. Hooray!

We all got checked for fleas yesterday and we all passed inspection! Even the dogs. I wonder if birds get fleas? I will try to publish some photos of the dogs and bird so you can see what they look like. And I also got some requests for photos of the vineyard and the acres in Huntington, as well as a photo of Mommy Bonnie. I will do that soon.

The leach bed is in for the septic system on our Huntington County property and that was the part of the septic that had to be done when the ground was dry. So now the tanks can go in and the foundation can be dug out and the basement poured. Hopefully the weather will cooperate and it won't rain. Mommy Kathy is going to go work in the vineyard tomorrow, so she will be able to see the progress with the septic.

Mommy Kathy had coffee with her dear friend, Karen, this morning. Three hours over coffee! What do they find to talk about? We want to say hello to Karen who might read my blog from time to time. And hello to Karen's husband, Luther, too!

On Tuesday when my mommies were at the land, Mommy Bonnie was waiting for Mommy Kathy at the camper because she got there first. When Mommy Kathy arrived, Mommy Bonnie told her that she had seen a gray cat that looked exactly like me near the camper! It could have been my twin, she said. This cat was skittish and ran away when Mommy Bonnie stood up to get a closer look at it. Poor Mommy Kathy. She started wondering if she had brought home the wrong kitten (me) and whether I really was Marquette's twin. Let me defend my position as second in line to The Crown Prince, Marquette.

First of all, the man under whose camper we were born reported that my mother, CTL, had only TWO kittens...not THREE! Secondly, Marquette and I, according to Dr. Stover, are exactly the same age. We both got our big boy fangs at exactly the same time. I don't know who that cat was that Mommy Bonnie saw, but there was NOT a third kitten in our litter.

Mommy Kathy, of course, wishes Mommy Bonnie hadn't even told her about the other cat. Her parttime job can barely support us now. The other day at the vet's office, Mommy Kathy asked the girl at the desk for the routing number of the bank account the vet's office uses. The girl looked at Mommy kind of puzzled. "I'll just have my paycheck direct deposited into your account," Mommy said. The girl didn't get it.

By the way, in case you are wondering, CTL stands for Camp Timber Lake. That is the name the lady who took my mother gave her.


~There is no such thing as a free kitten. ~

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Day 18 of my quarantine...a playdate with my brother!

Me and my brother, Marquette!

This morning I had a very special visit from my brother! We got to play with each other! Last night he came in for a while but Mommy Kathy was concerned I might claw him and he didn't get to stay long. But this morning he got to stay a very long time and we chased each other and wrestled a little. I am in the background in the photo, not quite certain how involved I want to get playing paper and string with Marquette. I growled a little toward the end of the playdate, so Mommy took Marquette away because she was afraid I might scratch him. Marquette sat on the other side of the door and cried to come back in.

The good news is that I had my second dose of wormer yesterday (what Mommy Kathy didn't manage to get on herself), so my quarantine period might be shortened and I might actually be able to join the rest of the family one week from today!

Yesterday Mommy Bonnie took half a day off and met the builder on the Huntington County property and they staked out the cottage. The septic man already had his things on the property. He will start excavating today and the septic should be done in a few days. Then the foundation man will come in and pour the basement and retaining walls. The plumber will have to work with the foundation man so that everything is ready to go for the plumbing through the basement walls. And Mommy Bonnie still needs to get some temporary electricity run to the land too. So much to do! All the permits have been purchased or applied for, so this is a very exciting time for our family. A forever home for my forever family.

Camille met with my mommies yesterday evening. She has a degree in horticulture from SUNY Cobleskill. She is going to help Mommies with the vineyard in Huntington. She told them what to do to get the vines ready for winter and talked about things to do next spring. Mommy Kathy is excited about using nematodes to control Japanese beetles. She is going to learn a lot from Camille!

Camille has several jobs, and one of them is as a server at a restaurant called Vigneto. Mommies may go there to eat. It is a wine bar and serves tapas, but Mommy Kathy thinks tapas might not be their cup of tea and that they should go for a regular meal. What is tapas? I'll have some! Do they make fish tapas? I love fish! I love food!

Did you know that you can leave comments on my blog? You can! Just click on the comment link and let me know what you think of my blog! Only nice comments, please!

~There is no such thing as a free kitten.~

Monday, September 22, 2008

Day 16 of my quarantine

This is our Hawaiian family.
Clockwise from L: Quinlan, Stephanie, Tynan and Keegan.
(Tynan is a BOY like ME!)

Not much happened today. My mommies were both at work. I just laid around. When Mommy Kathy got home she said, "Boy, Possum, you sure are FAT!" She had been telling me how I was slimming down. Now, all of a sudden, I am FAT! I will get weighed at the vet's on Friday and we will see what I weigh.

That is our family who lives in Hawaii in the photo. Stephanie is Mommy Kathy's daughter and Tynan, Keegan and Quinlan are Stephanie's children and Mommy Kathy's grandchildren. Unfortunately, Mommy Kathy won't fly, so she has never seen Keegan and Quinlan and has only seen Tynan once...when he was two-years-old. Tynan doesn't like cats, but I KNOW he would like ME!

Today Tacumwah and the three dogs who live here got their flea and heartworm meds. We are all done with that for a month. Tomorrow I get another round of wormer (just when I am enjoying my infrequent visits to the litter box), and Friday is my surgery. Mommy Kathy will visit me Friday afternoon and pick me up before noon on Saturday. Hopefully, next week I will finally be able to join the rest of the family. I really want to see my brother for more than a nose rub. He comes in almost every evening so we can rub noses. We get so excited, but Mommy Kathy won't let us play together yet.

That is all my news today. I wanted to say hello to our Hawaiian family!

~There is no such thing as a free kitten.~

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Day 14 of my quarantine...it's all about playing!

I am sitting on top of my scratching post.

Peeking out from behind my scratching post.

On the wicker table.

One of the many balls I play with.

I updated my profile photo today. Do you like it? One day I will have a really good one.

My mommies have the day off and are busy catching up on emails, bills and other things. But Mommy Kathy and I played this morning.

Later today my mommies are going to a company picnic at Paige's Crossing. Mommy Kathy is going to eat and Mommy Bonnie is going to play games. I think Mommy Kathy has her priorities straight! It's all about food.

I am counting down the days now, and I might be joining my brother, Marquette, two weeks from today!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Day 13 of my quarantine: A Room With a View

This is the window to my world.

This is my view of the bluebird house frequented by sparrows.

Tacumwah likes to sleep on the dryer when it is warm.

Today is another day. Kathy went to work but I saw her this morning, at noon, and throughout the evening. We played. Even Bonnie visited and petted me. She thinks I am still full of worms but I am not. I am just plump. I can't help it if Marquette inherited all the sleek and handsome genes.

Kathy said that work went well. I don't know what she expected, but it was okay.

I don't have a lot to write about today. I just layed around, played some, ate and drank, and used the litter box. The trips to the litter box have, thankfully, decreased in frequency.

Kathy comes in every night and we talk. She tells me how wonderful it is to have me in the family. I purr and rub up against her and let her rub my tummy.

Before she left the room last night she said, "I love you, Possum."

"I love you too, Mommy," I whispered, but I don't know if she heard.


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Day 12 of my quarantine

Tacumwah trying to nap on clean towels on the dining room table.

Marquette successfully napping on the back of the sofa.

Me playing paper and string with Kathy.

Another photo of me playing paper and string.

Okay. I like the master bedroom. I have a double bed all to myself. I have fresh air and a great view of the commons. There are birds and geese. And I can see the three dogs who live here when they go out for walks. Now I can't wait to see the rest of the house!

Kathy comes in to check on me and play with me a lot. Marquette tries to sneak in for a visit but, so far, he has not succeeded.

I lost one of my kitten fangs in the garage and Kathy found it and saved it. Marquette and I are both cutting our big boy fangs and our gums are a little swollen and tender.

The photos were taken this morning. I look much grayer than I really am in the photos and they don't show my tiger stripes. The lighting, I guess.

Yesterday we got some bad news about the kittens Kathy found in Ohio. A man she works with who took two of them called her to tell her they were very sick and he was taking them to the humane shelter. It is sad because he was told before he took them home that they had coccidia and needed to be treated. The treatment is only about $12.50. But they were not treated and got very sick. Several people offered to pay for the treatment but the man declined. Only 3 of the 6 kittens have been treated, so Kathy expects bad news about another one also. I could go on and on about this (speaking for Kathy, of course), but she said it is not her place to pass judgement. One lady said the issue was between Kathy and the man, but Kathy says, no, it is between the man and his conscience. Enough said.

I like my new collar. It is reddish-brown leather and looks very nice with my gray coat. Kathy says she has never seen a cat take to a collar with less fuss than I have. How can I make her understand that I don't take being adopted lightly and that I am grateful for my new life? The collar and tag and my very own dinner bowl are tangible signs that tell the world that I belong to somebody...a family. I will wear my collar as if it were studded with precious gems.

I changed the name of my blog. I didn't like it. I almost called it Possum's Journal, but then I thought that, life is a journey, and I changed the name to Possum's Journey. Neat, huh?

I have some more photos for my next blog, so come back for another visit in a few days!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Day 11 of my quarantine...BATH DAY!

Bath...bummer!

It had to happen sooner or later, and today happened to be bath day. Kathy took my litter box and sanitized it, then filled it with warm water and put it in the shower. She had a gallon of warm rinse water handy. So I got scooped up in a large bath towel and transported to the master bedroom bath where I was deposited into the litter box and scrubbed with flea shampoo. I was so surprised that I was fairly passive during the whole ordeal. (It is difficult to be aggressive when someone has a death grip on the scruff of your neck!) No piece of thumb between my teeth when it was over with. The good news is that there were no fleas in the bath water and I passed the flea comb test after I was dried. Please note that I am still wet in the above photo and have been collared and tagged. That is the bathroom in the background, and I am lying on the bedspread that all the cats have snagged with their claws or teeth. No good spread goes on that bed unless there is company.

I stayed under the bed only a few minutes after my bath before coming out to play paper and string with Kathy. I also used the litter box right away which made her very happy. Perhaps I should have made her wait most of the day, but the excitement of the bath made me have to pee.

Today is the first natural light I have seen in 11 days. I can get up on the window ledge and lie in the sun if I like and take in the smells of outdoors. Overall, this is a very positive improvement over the garage. I will continue my quarantine in this room for approximately 17 more days before I can join my brother. This is all worm-dependent.

In the meantime, Tacumwah and Marquette's litter box is near the front door along with their food, and they have also used their litter box. So all is well in our little Cat Kingdom at present.


Sunday, September 14, 2008

Day 8 of my quarantine

Kathy and me in the garage this morning

I am posting another photo today. It is me and Kathy in the garage this morning. Bonnie took it with a cellphone. Kathy and I are both gray, so you may need to know that I am on the left side of the photo.

My brother, Marquette, comes out to see me a couple of times a day. Kathy holds him away from me and then we move our heads toward one another and touch noses. We like each other and we want to play together, but Kathy still won't let us.

Marquette told me that I wasn't kidnapped...that I was rescued. That I am not a captive...that I am just in quarantine for a while. He keeps saying mommy this and mommy that, and I don't understand why he calls Kathy his mommy. Has he forgotten our mother, CTL?

Kathy and Bonnie are going to camp today to check on the produce in their garden. They said they would also be eating out and staying for a few hours at their camper and watching a movie and relaxing.

I am not getting a bath today. It has been postponed until Wednesday or Thursday when Kathy has some time off. Then I will be moved into the master bedroom to continue my quarantine until my next visit to Dr. Stover. After that it is one more week before I can finally join the rest of the family. Marquette said he was kept in the master bedroom for almost 4 weeks when Kathy brought him home. Mostly it was because Tacumwah was so hostile toward him and he was so little.

Kathy is worried that Marquette and I will bond so strongly that he won't be her special little kitten any more, preferring to spend his time with me. Who can say? Kathy and Marquette seem to have spirits that can communicate without words. Last night Kathy couldn't sleep and Marquette joined her in the master bedroom where he put his head on her shoulder and wrapped a front leg around her neck until she settled down and went to sleep.

I am not minding being in the garage. I play by myself or with Kathy. I eat and drink, take naps and use my litter box. I have started on the centipede population since I have eliminated all the garage crickets. Each day I move a day closer to when I can join my forever family in the house. Each day I trust Kathy more and more and look forward to her visits. It is nice to have regular meals and a clean, dry place to stay.

Part of a letter from LeeAnn, mother of campground owner Jonathan Kline:

I hear the guy at the campground hasn't been around to take care of Marquette's sibling. I will check that out this weekend.

Kathy's reply:

Don't worry about Marquette's brother. I know where he is and he is very happy. He has had wormer, flea meds, a complete vet checkup including a feluke test, and is scheduled for neutering in two weeks. Now I can't tell you exactly where he is, but I would expect that you will see him again one day, most likely with his brother, Marquette. His name is Possum because someone (who shall remain nameless), saw him sleeping in the woods and thought he looked like a posssum. : )

Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary


Excerpts from a Dog's diary:

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


Excerpts from a Cat's diary:

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.


DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......


Friday, September 12, 2008

Day 6 of my captivity

Marquette on the 4th of July


Marquette The Perfect


Tacumwah the Beautiful

This is me in the garage two days ago.

Another day and I am still in the garage. I entertain myself by killing the garage crickets. I think I have eliminated all of them.

Kathy comes out to see me often and we play paper and string and I chase the red dot. The red dot seems to only appear when Kathy is in the garage. I have concluded that she might have something to do with that.

I am still spending way too much time in the litter box. I hope my system gets back to normal soon and that worm medication wears off.

Let's see....

On Tuesday night Bonnie came into the garage. She is afraid of me. Afraid she might take a parasite into the house and infect the other animals. But she did make over me a little without actually touching me. I heard her talk about finding me a good home. After she left though, Kathy told me I WAS in my forever home and that Bonnie really knew that. There was something said about Kathy signing a paper promising to not bring home any more animals. I think she feels that she was chosen by St. Francis to help homeless kittens.

There was also something said about a cottage that was going to be built near the campground where Bonnie bought two acres of land adjacent to the campground that had a walking easement to the lake. Kathy said that my brother and I would one day be living on land near where we were born. I guess that is cool and beats living in the city.

On Wednesday Kathy was gone for a while during the day doing something called geocaching. I don't understand that, but I guess it is a game where you look for hidden things. Anyway, when she came home she had a surprise for me. She had bought me my own ceramic cat bowl. It had a cat on it and it said My Compliments to the Chef! I guess Tacumwah and Marquette have similar bowls. Tacumwah's says You May Feed Me Now!, and Marquette's says Life Is Good! Kathy also bought me a leather collar like what Tacumwah and Marquette wear and she put my rabies tag on it. She told me that, after my bath this weekend, I WILL be wearing the collar. Oh, happy day! I guess I will also be getting a name tag with my name on it and her phone number.

I got to use my bowl last night and the chow was pretty good. It was turkey, I think, and I ate it right down.

A few weeks ago while she was geocaching in Ohio, Kathy found 6 starving kittens in a cemetery. She packed them up and took them to the library where she works. They all had homes in a week. But some of them had fleas. Some had worms. Some had coccidia. So they all had to be treated and, in some cases, they gave the coccidia to other cats in the homes where they were taken and then THOSE cats had to be treated. Those kittens weren't quarantined like me.

Last night I saw my brother. I was eating from my new bowl and Kathy opened the kitchen door and she was holding Marquette. We stared at each other and neither of us was aggressive. I think Marquette wanted to come visit with me but Kathy said it was too soon. He looked pretty good to me. He appears longer and slimmer than I am but, after all, he is Marquette The Perfect, and he didn't have worms or anything like me. I am looking forward to the day we can be together.


Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Day 4 of my captivity

I will tell you who I am and how it is that I came to be writing this blog.

I am a five-month-old gray tiger cat who was kidnapped from my home in the picturesque setting of a campground in Huntington County, Indiana.

I was born to my very young mother in the spring of 2008. She was a beautiful dark brown tiger cat, not much more than a kitten herself. She gave birth to my brother and I under a camper where we were protected by bales of straw to keep the wind and other elements away.

The man who owned the camper was working on a project in the area and kept an eye on us for many weeks until he moved away, leaving us behind.

My mother moved my brother and I around, always keeping us clean and dry and well-fed, and teaching us what she could from her limited life experiences.

When I was about six weeks old my brother disappeared and never came back. It was months before I was to find out what happened to him.

Then my mother disappeared! I later found out what happened to her also. But there I was, without my family, trying to put into practice everything my mother taught me so that I could survive.

There were always campers and decks to get under for a snooze or for protection from the rain. And I soon learned that if I approached humans (that is what my mother called the people who went in and out of the campers) when they said, "Here, kitty kitty," that I would get thrown a hotdog or a piece of bacon.

So life was pretty good. I had the woods to play in all day, log piles to nap on in the sun, and any time I was hungry I could just appear at a campsite and wait until I heard, "Here, kitty kitty," and I would get a hamburger, hotdog, or whatever. Pretty nice, huh?

One day I was eating at a campsite where I could usually count on a handout from a man who was working in the area. An old lady came over and stared at me. She asked the man about me and told him she had taken my brother to Fort Wayne to live with her. (So that's where he went to!) She also mentioned that another lady had taken my mother to live with her. (So that's where she went to!) I watched and ate and listened.

The man told the old lady that he was going to keep me and take care of me. That I was his little buddy. He did say I was a girl though. Guess he didn't know. The old lady said that was great and asked the man if, when he moved away, he planned on taking me with him. He said yes. She told him my brother was named Marquette (That is NOT the name my mother gave him!) and that she took him to the vet and he didn't have any ear mites, lice, worms or parasites or fleas, and that his feline leukemia test had come back negative. I didn't know what she was talking about, so I just sat there scratching myself and keeping my distance. She said my brother was the perfect kitten. Hmmm.

Over Labor Day weekend the man went away and didn't leave me any food. A family with a boy and girl moved on to a lot next to his camper and they fed me hotdogs and bacon. Eventually I even let the boy pick me up, and then his mother.

I'll be darned if that old lady didn't show up at the campsite and tell this family who I was and that I had this perfect brother who was living with her and that my mother, CTL, was living with someone else. (Now I know my mother's name wasn't CTL!) The old lady told this family that it looked like I had adopted them and that they should take me with them and give me a good home. The mother wanted to, but the father wasn't sure. The old lady came over a couple more times, encouraging the family each time to adopt me. (What is adopt?) She said to leave her a note on her camper and let her know if they took me.

The old lady went back to Fort Wayne and the family (I learned later they were the Taylors from Huntington, Indiana) took off a day later. They left the old lady a note saying the man who had been feeding me came back and that they couldn't find me when it was time for them to leave. Of course I will never confirm or deny that information.

The old lady came back, found the note, saw that I still wasn't being taken care of, and decided to make me her project, I guess. She coaxed me to her camper with Kitten Chow (What, no hotdogs or bacon?) and she talked to me in a soothing voice. I would visit her camper, eat some Chow, and we would have these conversations about how winter would be coming and most of the campers would be empty and wouldn't I like to come live with her and my brother in Fort Wayne and that I would have a warm place to live, health care options, and all the food I could eat. We decided to both think about it for a few days and then get back together to make a decision.

So the old lady left and I sat on the gravel road and watched her pull away, thinking, "I wonder if she is going to abandon me, too, like the man who said I was his buddy, or the Taylors from Huntington who had the boy I really liked?"

But the old lady came back and we talked and SHE decided I was going back to Fort Wayne with her. I trusted her, and what did she do? She put me in a pet taxi and drove me to Fort Wayne and put me in her garage! Not even in the house with Marquette, my perfect brother! Okay, so I had food, water and a litter box and lots of boxes and things to climb on and get into.

That was Sunday and today is Wednesday. This is what has happened since Sunday.

On Monday the old lady checked on me off and on. I heard words like work and lunch break. In the evening she came out with something she called a laser mouse. I didn't pay any attention to the laser mouse because I was too busy chasing this red dot all over the garage. I would put my paw on it but I never felt anything under it. That red dot was very interesting and I got my exercise trying to catch that thing!

Tuesday was pretty much a repeat of Monday except that when the old lady showed up in the afternoon and found me napping in the pet taxi, she latched the door and whisked me off to a place she called the vet's office. That place had a very strange odor and I shrank into the back of the pet taxi.

We could hear a commotion in the outer office while we were in an exam room and it had to do with a very sick dog that had to be put down. I am not sure what that means, but it made the old lady sad and she cried.

Finally the vet came in. My vet, Dr. Stover. I got poked and prodded and something was stuck up my butt, and something else was stuck in my ears, and when it was all over I heard things like, roundworms and hookworms, and fleas, and I got stuck with 3 needles and the old lady was given something called a rabies tag. I had blood drawn and the old lady was told I tested negative for feluke, whatever that is. I was forced to swallow something awful that was supposed to get rid of the roundworms and hookworms. I was given something else to be put on me today for fleas and to also help get rid of the worms.

I weighed 6 pounds and 2 ounces and was told that part of that was worms. My age was estimated at about 5 months. Now I know exactly how old I am and what day I was born, and I also know my secret name, but I will never, ever tell.

The old lady named me Possum. Every time she called me Possum at the campground I thought she was actually talking to a possum. But no. She was calling ME Possum! Why, you might ask? She says it was because she once saw me sleeping in the woods curled into a ball and thought I looked like a possum. Okay, it could be worse. I could have been named after a grape like my brother, Marquette. There are not too many cool grape names.

After we got back from the vet's office I ran and hid. I don't think I will sleep in the pet taxi again any time soon. And I am going to be really cautious about going up to the old lady too.

That brings us to today.

The old lady has the day off, so she has been out to see me a lot. She keeps messing with my litter box. I think it has to do with the worms that I might be passing but that she doesn't see. All I know is that I am spending a lot of time in the litter box!

We talked today about a timeline for me joining Marquette The Perfect and another cat who lives in the house. Her name is Tacumwah and I got just a glimpse of her through the kitchen door that leads to my jail cell. She looks big and kind of regal. (The humans in the house call her The Beautiful Bengal.) I haven't seen my brother yet.

Anyway, I guess I have to stay in the garage until the flea medicine and the wormer have either killed me or cured me. Then I can move into the master bedroom. After that there is this business about neuter and declaw, (I don't even want to know!) booster shots, and another round of wormer. (Oh, boy! More time on the toilet!) Then I go back to the master bedroom, until my fecal comes back negative. At that time I can join the family. This includes, in addition to Marquette The Perfect and Tacumwah The Beautiful, the old lady whose name, I understand, is Kathy. There is another old lady and I have heard her called Bonnie. I have also heard the barks of at least THREE dogs, and the annoying squawk of a bird.

Kathy tells me that if I can just hang in there 3-4 weeks, that I will be very happy and will have a very good life. She chose me to be her mouthpiece because she used to be a writer in another life and liked to keep journals. It is my responsibility now, to record our family history on this blog.

And that is my life so far. Stay tuned.

The Naming of Cats

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.

First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey -
All of them sensible everyday names.

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter -
But all of them sensible everyday names.

But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum -
Names that never belong to more than one cat.

But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover -
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.

When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:

His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

- T.S. Eliot (from "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats")