Me with my mouse.
That total does not reflect shallots ($2.48) which can be classified as either an ingredient that Mommy uses in her wine reduction sauce or a toy for Marquette to bat around the house.
Some shared items include milk at $2.72 a gallon, cheese at $5.00 for an 8 oz. package, ground chuck at $5.78 for 2 1/4 lbs., and ice cream at $5.96 for two small pints. (It is doubtful that we will get any Haagen Dazs.)
There, you see...I am NOT a pet. I am an integral part of and a working member of this household. My job description includes, but is not limited to, the following:
Personal Trainer - As a personal trainer I keep Marquette in shape so that he will not get fat. I perform this duty several times a day. If you hire a personal trainer you can expect to pay anywhere between $25 -$90 per hour for his/her services.
Natural Healer - As a natural healer I reduce stress and anxiety and lower blood pressure. Do you pay for mood elevators or blood pressure prescriptions? The costs of these meds can be many dollars per day. Neither of my mommies is on meds for these issues.
Family therapist - As the family therapist I allow Mommy to vent about whatever concerns her. I soak up tears and listen without interrupting or judging, letting Mommy lay all her concerns on the table so that she can see how minor they are compared to the concerns of most other people. Expect to pay an average of $100 per hour to converse with a family therapist.
Pest control management - As you know from one of my first posts, I successfully eliminated ALL of the garage crickets when I was quarantined in the garage. (Dexter did kill one when he was quarantined in the garage with the other Ohio kittens.) Last night I killed a small spider in the hallway. I keep my skills sharp by stalking, pouncing on and destroying the catnip toys. When we move to the farm I will be ready for any foreigner who enters the cottage! Orkin is currently giving a $30 discount on their service, so you can just imagine what they must charge to come to your home!
I rest my case!
~There is no such thing as a free kitten.~